http://evo-clan.com You or us, either way, someone dies... evo-clan.com evo-clan.com Evo RSS Parser 60 http://evo-clan.com/images/evo/minilogo.gif http://evo-clan.com 94 15 Nuke-Evolution Powered Site en-us webmaster@evo-clan.com 2010-09-08T13:46:54-04:00 hourly 1 2010-09-08T13:46:54-04:00 http://evo-clan.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=125#1204 Get use to it kid, women will be asking you questions you don't want to answer your whole life.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOE8L-XEV9E[/youtube]]]> 1204@http://evo-clan.com randomness 2010-01-25T00:36:49-04:00 http://evo-clan.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=341#1201 ]]> 1201@http://evo-clan.com Nebulis 2009-11-24T20:22:12-04:00 http://evo-clan.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=319#1200 shot at "best looking old(ish) guild member"... Sorry, I can't seem to find the one of me in a bikini...]]> 1200@http://evo-clan.com Its me =) 2009-11-06T21:37:24-04:00 http://evo-clan.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=339#1196
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


From a Cat's Daily Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.......]]> 1196@http://evo-clan.com Diary of a Dog and Cat- Must read it's hilarious 2009-10-16T22:05:07-04:00 http://evo-clan.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=338#1194 1194@http://evo-clan.com Updated UI 2009-10-08T14:07:33-04:00 http://evo-clan.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=337#1193 1193@http://evo-clan.com Baked Beans 2009-10-05T04:21:18-04:00 http://evo-clan.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=336#1188
If yes I might be jump on the wagon,what raid you guys working on now?]]> 1188@http://evo-clan.com Hey! 2009-09-17T02:22:58-04:00 http://evo-clan.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=335#1185 1185@http://evo-clan.com Now you see,now you dont! 2009-08-29T10:43:59-04:00 http://evo-clan.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=334#1182

Hope you and rawr live a long happy life together!

Adios for now,

Zodal

P.S. Sorry for the slow response, haven't been on wow or these forums for awhile now.]]> 1182@http://evo-clan.com It was fun 2009-08-28T11:27:45-04:00 http://evo-clan.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=333#1180 1180@http://evo-clan.com True or False? 2009-08-25T14:08:55-04:00