The Wish Game

[Exalted]

Here are the rules:

You make a wish, then the next poster will grant your wish (funny is better), then make his/her own wish.

For example: I wish I was a superhero.....(next poster): Granted but the only super power you have is turning yourself into a mouse

Here we go

I wish I could slow down time.

[hamb0ne]

granted.
seriously.
you just don't have the ability to speed it back up.

i wish that i was better at counterstrike.

[Evangelist]

Your wish is my command.

However... from this day forward, you shall never take a woman into bed.

I wish I had food at my house

[Exalted]

Granted. But the food consists of only Spaghetti O's

I wish i was immortal.

[Evangelist]

Done

but it will burn everytime you pee. Forever.

I wish I were a baller.

[Exalted]

Granted. But you are now only 2 feet tall.

I wish I had a snowboard of my own.

[Jordan]

Granted. But snow will forever cease to exist.

I wish I was good looking

[brokeNsekseH]

Done.
But only in the eyes of a goat.

I wish I had an afro.

[Jordan]

Granted. But state law requires all humans to be bald. effective at 1200 hours.

I wish I had a lot of money.

[Venom]

Granted

You won the lottery on the day life on earth ended






I wish I was Tall